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An extremely large baboon can often be noticed looking scary down at the water at Rainbow Forest Lake.
A massive mink has every so often been spotted trying on a hat in a Blue Ridge house.
The ghost of a hobo is from time to time made out gazing at the water by Beaverdam Creek Dam after midnight. Scores of folks who live here allege this spirit likes startling people who are brave enough to interrupt the peace in Blue Ridge.
A big creepy dragon can now and then be witnessed going wild by Brushy Run.
The ghost of a young-looking lady drenched in blood was perceived on the apex of Blue Knob at midnight viewing the landscape. This is one of those spirits that is perceived very frequently around here. People here who have distinguished this phantom say this phantom could be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Blue Ridge long ago.
The ghost of an aged hag showed up checking out Blackhorse Gap in detail on a dark night. The
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bystander fled immediately after he witnessed the ghost. Locals here allege that this spirit may perhaps be a recognized yesteryear native of Blue Ridge.
A giant tapir was perceived climbing out of a manhole on a Blue Ridge residential road at the stroke of midnight.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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