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These are some lies we made up about Blue Grass.
A space invader from another solar system can now and then be noticed relaxing at a coffee table in a Blue Grass building.
The ghost of a man gripping a blood-covered spear was observed in a secluded neighborhood in close proximity to Blue Grass. Further accounts of this ghost have been reported.
A large bloodcurdling giant came into view dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Bearwallow Run on a dark night.
An extremely large squirrel was seen looking across White Oak Flat late at night.
The phantom of a civil war combatant showed up staring irritably at the witness down next to Cold Spring at midnight. This ghost is very active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional reports of this individual ghost. A number of of the folks who live here allege this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Blue Grass in the past.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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