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These are some lies we made up about Bluefield.
An enormous marmoset can be perceived often musicalizing on a fiddle in a Bluefield home.
A huge giraffe has now and then been made out heaving pebbles in the center of Beaverpond Creek.
The ghost of an engine driver is once in a while witnessed beside Dills Spring in the early morning hours piling boulders. A lot of folks who live here argue this ghost may well be a distinguished former time resident of Bluefield.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been spotted on a few instances in Bluefield City Park after midnight concealing a corpse by a large rock.
The spirit of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead cougar has frequently been witnessed gazing at the water by Falls Mill Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has been said to have been noticed on many instances very late at night studying Abbs Valley in detail.
A space alien from another solar system can be
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made out very frequently devouring a melon by Pinnacle Rock.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a rope around her neck has every so often been made out in a Bluefield highschool very late at night pacing the halls.
An incredibly frightening ghost is occasionally witnessed gazing down into the water at Nye Cove at midnight.
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ghost of an old woman holding a firearm has allegedly been spotted on several instances up on Buckhorn Mountain reading a newspaper. Locals here who have spotted this phantom say this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Bluefield. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a flight attendant may once in a while be observed in a mirror in a Bluefield building; the ghost was only visible in the mirror. Locals assert that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Bluefield person who lived here.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief was noticed in a trailer in the neighborhood of Bluefield. Additional folks in the vicinity have had matching occurrences involving an almost identical ghost. A woman who lives here claims that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Bluefield many years ago.
An alien appeared in a Bluefield area store, walking the aisles.
A black crow that shape-shifted into a female was
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made out trying to exclaim something late in the night on a park bench in Bluefield. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent additional stories of this particular ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluefield
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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