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These are some lies we made up about Bland.
Archimedes may regularly be observed up on the summit of High Rock staring.
An ET from outer space has now and then been witnessed in The Flatwoods before sunrise trying to grab something.
A giant alpaca has purportedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in the middle of Big Spring Branch twinkling a kerosene lamp.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft may every so often be seen terrifying folks down next to Kimberling Springs late at night.
Count Dracula is regularly made out in Back Valley very late at night crying out names.
An incredibly menacing phantom has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions riding on a bicycle on a shadowy highway close to Bland.
An alien from planet Saturn may be seen often in a building in Bland.
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Ghost Sightings From Bland
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Ghost Sightings From Bland
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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