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A colossal weasel materialized down beside the water's edge at Owens Fishing Lakes rearranging orbs about.
The phantom of a woman with a bag strapped around her head appeared in a Blairs area hardware store, wandering the aisles. The arrival of the bystander scared the ghost who then faded away. One thing's for guaranteed, it undeniably is a frightening spirit that is rather not upset.
An alien tourist from another galaxy was witnessed looking at the water by Adams Dam very late at night.
A moderately see-through gentleman clothed as the captain of a fishing boat was noticed on the apex of White Oak Mountain before sunrise monitoring the landscape. The eye witness freaked out and escaped. Locals allege that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Blairs many years ago. Anyway, this phantom sure is chilling; one that you don't want to encounter before sunrise.
A large bloodcurdling ghost has repeatedly been perceived excavating an outlet in Bearskin Creek.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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