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These are some lies we made up about Blackwater.
A space man from deep space was observed late in the night fluttering across the Potato Hill Knobs.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was seen looking over Back Valley at midnight.
The phantom of a civil war warrior has regularly been witnessed trying to verbalize something in Bend Branch. If you listen to what the people who live here assert, this ghost likes startling unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Blackwater.
The ghost of a gentleman having a pentagram etched into his hand is frequently perceived in a residence near Blackwater.
The ghost of a train driver has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of instances flashing a light in Dry Valley at night. Anyway, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackwater
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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