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An alien may regularly be spotted in Blackstone Historic District on a dark night trying to locate something.
An martian tourist from deep space has occasionally been made out throwing rocks into the flow at Cedar Creek very late at night.
A space man from planet Venus is occasionally made out enjoying the panorama at Birchin Dam around midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances in a Blackstone residence.
A gentleman without a head can every now and then be perceived strolling by the side of a secluded road next to Blackstone.
The phantom of an old prospector with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand was noticed becoming visible in a bedroom mirror. This individual phantom has been noticed very often in this place. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The phantom of an aged female clutching a firearm came into sight contemplating
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in Henderson Point Public Use Area quite near the park headquarters. Many stories of this phantom have been conveyed.
A space invader was observed resting on a sofa in a residence next to Blackstone.
An martian explorer from outer space materialized at night rushing after a passing Pontiac on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Blackstone.
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colossal turtle was perceived in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
A Triceratops was perceived by a man camping at a campground close to Blackstone.
A space invader from another world has repeatedly been made out resting on a couch in a building in Blackstone.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly noticed pacing from home to home very late at night on a Blackstone road.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackstone
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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