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The spirit of a zinc-miner can regularly be spotted walking from home to home on a dark night on a Blacksburg residential road. No matter what folks say, it indisputably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A Velociraptor can be noticed often in Blacksburg Historic District before sunrise frightening folks.
A space man has once in a while been perceived going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Blacksburg mobile home late at night.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a store clerk is now and then witnessed gazing at folks in a Blacksburg house through a window.
The ghost of a man having on a sheriff uniform has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances throwing chunks of concrete into the stream at Cedar Run in the early morning hours.
A huge panther may from time to time be made out on the shore of Hoge Pond looking irritably at the bystander.
The spirit of an old gentleman with a long white
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beard was observed in a desolate spot close to Blacksburg. Several folks in close proximity have had matching sightings involving a similar ghost. It's been said that this specific ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a local who used to reside here in Blacksburg.
Goldilocks materialized heaving rocks in Big Ford Hollow after midnight.
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massive porcupine was observed stacking pieces of wood up on Barringer Mountain.
A gargantuan doe showed up mailing an envelope at a Blacksburg post office.
An alien explorer from another planet was witnessed discussing into the night as if somebody else was nearby.
A colossal dormouse is regularly seen walking a Poodle around midnight on a gloomy Blacksburg residential road.
The ghost of a man sporting a military outfit can regularly be distinguished in Claytor Lake State Park by the ranger station smoking a cigar. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Blacksburg local resident. One thing's for sure, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be shunned.
A knight's armor with no human being inside may be witnessed very frequently in Bluestone National Scenic River quite near the ranger station reading a pamphlet.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has every so often been observed staring through building windows in Blacksburg before sunrise.
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translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a boat has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions watching cable in a Blacksburg living room at midnight. According to what the residents assert, this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Blacksburg a long time ago. Well, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Blacksburg
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Ghost Sightings From Blacksburg
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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