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An army outfit staggering around with no body in it is rumored to have been seen on a small number of occasions musicalizing on a harmonica in a Birchleaf mobile home. One thing is for certain, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into very late at night.
A sizeable frightening dragon can once in a while be made out at midnight hovering over Johnson Flats.
A gigantic bighorn was witnessed late in the night examining Abner Gap in detail.
Julius Ceasar emerged in a Birchleaf highschool at night staggering the hallways.
A gigantic weasel was witnessed at Abner Branch very late at night hurling bricks into the stream.
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Ghost Sightings From Birchleaf
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Ghost Sightings From Birchleaf
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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