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These are some lies we made up about Big Stone Gap.
A creepy skeleton has from time to time been made out in Bullit Park at the stroke of midnight hiding a cadaver by a big rock. One of the folks who live here determinedly claims that this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a person who used to reside here in Big Stone Gap. One thing's for sure, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to bump into late in the night.
Thumbelina is from time to time seen standing by the side of a murky highway right next door to Big Stone Gap.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been seen on a few occasions dispatching a container at a Big Stone Gap post office.
An enormous deer was spotted at Bens Branch Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the scenery.
A space invader emerged smoking a pipe near Big Spring at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft emerged viewing the landscape from the pinnacle
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of Bowling Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Mercury was made out speaking into the air as if somebody besides was in attendance.
A man that transformed into a vampire has repeatedly been observed around midnight staring across Turkey. Anyway, this is an unfriendly phantom that any reasonable person
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would not want to encounter.
Henry VIII is regularly observed around midnight floating down on Bear Branch.
An alien from another world is known to have been made out on a small number of instances howling on the peak of one of the mountains in the Road Spur at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a pregnant lady may be witnessed very often exploring Beech Hollow in detail very late at night.
A massive dromedary has every now and then been made out peeking through mobile home windows in Big Stone Gap around midnight.
A beheaded gentleman is every so often noticed reasoning outside Kingdom Come State Park. Some of those who live here claim this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Big Stone Gap person who lived here. In any case, it's a scary spirit that should be kept away from.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances going through trash cans on a Big Stone Gap lane.
The phantom of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform may sometimes be perceived
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on a Big Stone Gap road after midnight. It's been asserted that this precise ghost is that of a local who resided here in Big Stone Gap in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Stone Gap
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Ghost Sightings From Big Stone Gap
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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