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These are some lies we made up about Big Rock.
A massive rabbit can sometimes be observed by Harman Mining Corporation Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
An martian traveler from another galaxy was spotted gripping a human skull in Add Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from Venus emerged up on the top of Beaver Knob sobbing.
A space invader from the cosmos showed up after midnight floating down Abes Fork.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was witnessed heading a lead visit of Lovers Leap to a collection of ghosts late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Rock
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Ghost Sightings From Big Rock
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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