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These are some lies we made up about Big Island.
An ET from the Moon has from time to time been spotted by Battery Creek sobbing.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is now and then made out in James River Face Wilderness on a dark night hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
An enormous camel has supposedly been perceived on several occasions in a building next to Big Island.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head can once in a while be witnessed trying to find a photo next to a parked car in a Big Island parking lot before sunrise.
An alien was distinguished swallowing water from Hunting Spring around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Island
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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