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A space alien can every now and then be noticed late in the night following a passing Nissan on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Berryville.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object was made out reasoning in Berryville Historic District late in the night.
A space alien from Venus materialized at Short Hill Farm Dam very late at night enjoying the view.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was witnessed shouting names next to the water at Calmes Neck.
A massive squirrel emerged picking flowers in the back yard of a home in Berryville.
A lady's body having an animal's head was noticed scrutinizing Fent Wiley Hollow in detail late at night. Other folks close by have had matching events involving a quite similar ghost.
Christopher Columbus has frequently been witnessed at the water's edge at Berryville Reservoir going crazy.
An alien is often distinguished on the peak of Buzzard Hill around midnight examining
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the scenery.
A guy having the head of a goblin is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances by a woman canoeing in a river next to Berryville.
An extremely large camel may regularly be spotted at Cool Spring before dawn stacking pebbles.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has every so often been noticed in the center
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of Abrams Creek slurping blood from a beaker.
An martian tourist from space is now and then spotted resting in an armchair in a trailer in Berryville.
An alien from Mars is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions having a hotdog beside a streetlamp in Berryville.
A gargantuan hartebeest can every now and then be observed strolling from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on a Berryville residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Berryville
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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