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A gigantic llama can often be distinguished hurling pebbles into the stream at Broad Run around midnight.
A space man from the cosmos can be noticed frequently having a seat on a sofa in a trailer near Bentonville.
A gigantic ermine has once in a while been seen weeping beside Greasy Falls at night.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso is from time to time seen shouting by Bearwallow. Some of those who live here say this spirit is that of a person who resided here in Bentonville long ago.
A big chilling giant has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances staring in Shenandoah River Andy Guest State Park quite near the park headquarters.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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