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An enormous gopher has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances watching the panorama from the pinnacle of Bent Mountain before sunrise.
A space man may every so often be spotted hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Big Laurel Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien voyager from another solar system has frequently been perceived after midnight examining Beat Rock Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is regularly noticed cutting grass in the yard of a home in Bent Mountain.
A massive camel has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances seated in an armchair in a flat in Bent Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Bent Mountain
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Ghost Sightings From Bent Mountain
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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