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These are some lies we made up about Ben Hur.
An alien has frequently been seen sitting at the dining table in a Ben Hur house.
An martian traveler from the cosmos is regularly observed glancing across Back Valley at the stroke of midnight.
The frightening ghost of a conquistador has purportedly been made out on many instances in a desolate area outside Ben Hur.
A giant parrot may repeatedly be distinguished washing a bloody jacket in Cheek Spring after midnight.
A space man from Mars can be distinguished time and again trashing a map by Hanging Rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Ben Hur
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Ghost Sightings From Ben Hur
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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