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These are some lies we made up about Belspring.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is frequently distinguished taking a rest in an armchair in a house near Belspring.
The spirit of a homeless man has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions late in the night rushing after a passing Ford on a murky road near Belspring.
A huge bat can regularly be distinguished in the rear seat of a truck by the driver observing the spirit in her rear view mirror at night.
A very large squirrel may be seen frequently slurping water up on the peak of Cloyds Mountain.
A creepy being has occasionally been spotted in Back Hollow late in the night smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Belspring
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Ghost Sightings From Belspring
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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