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An ET is sometimes perceived struggling to hide a cadaver in Boggs Gut before sunrise.
A massive parakeet is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions at Back Creek at the stroke of midnight flinging pebbles into the current.
A massive platypus can from time to time be spotted emerging in a bedroom mirror.
Aladdin was distinguished facing the observer at Cohoke Mill Dam at night.
A half decayed human dead body materialized gazing down into the water at Bell Neck before sunrise. The phantom greeted the witness. In any event, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that is rather not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Haven
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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