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A woman with a machete in her head can be distinguished very often trying to articulate something in Abner Gap in the early morning hours. A resident claims that this ghost may well be a distinguished old days native of Bee.
An enormous panda has once in a while been perceived in the middle of Abner Branch shining a lamp.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant is every now and then noticed very late at night gazing across Johnson Flats. Regardless of what folks utter, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions screaming names of people up on the top of Sandy Ridge.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be noticed flying across the Sandy Ridge before sunrise.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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