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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
A gargantuan doe has from time to time been seen in Bedford Historic District late in the night hauling a body across the dirt.
A space alien from outer space is every now and then witnessed conducting a piloted outing of Bedford Lookout Tower to a company of ghosts in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large leopard has been made out on many instances striding from flat to flat before sunrise on a Bedford residential street.
The Loch Ness Monster was witnessed at Markham Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking.
A very large boar was witnessed at Boyles Branch late at night tossing rocks into the current.
An alien materialized up on the apex of Cobbs Mountain flashing a light.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy was perceived rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Bedford building late at night. When the eye witness emerged the ghost ran away. If you listen to what the locals claim, this
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ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Bedford.
A large scary beast was distinguished staring at folks in a Bedford residence through a door crack.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has frequently been distinguished spitting at passing cars alongside a gloomy road in
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close proximity to Bedford.
The phantom of a copper-miner is regularly made out glugging down gas from a gas pump at a fuel station in Bedford.
A space alien from Saturn has been spotted on many instances near Booker T Washington National Monument yelling at the bystander to beat it.
A space man from another world can often be spotted walking a dog late at night on a shadowy Bedford avenue.
A lady with a fairly translucent body may be observed very often by the entrance to Douthat State Park piling pieces of wood. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a man wearing a police outfit has from time to time been made out peeping through trailer windows in Bedford at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous guinea pig is occasionally observed searching through trash cans on a Bedford road.
A space alien can now and then be observed floating in the air like a balloon in Bedford.
The phantom of an old man with a huge white mustache is regularly perceived looking
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at a lady snoozing on a mattress in a residence in Bedford. Lots of local residents say this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Bedford local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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