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These are some lies we made up about Beaverdam.
A giant salamander was noticed at James Dam around midnight taking in the surroundings.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears was distinguished pulling a corpse from the cold water of Arnolds Creek before dawn. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the thin air.
The ghost of a bound up female has frequently been seen peeping through trailer windows in Beaverdam late in the night.
A woman having the head of a leprechaun is frequently witnessed in a row boat on Lake Anna smoking a pipe. A local person alleges that this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Beaverdam some time ago.
A woman clutching her head underneath her arm is rumored to have been perceived on several instances reading a newsletter at the water at Blount Cove.
An extremely large rhinoceros can regularly be noticed going through garbage cans on a Beaverdam road.
The ghost of a man with half his head lost may be made out very often on a Beaverdam lane on a dark night. One of the locals strongly alleges that this ghost might be a distinguished old days native of Beaverdam.
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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