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These are some lies we made up about Battery Park.
A sizeable menacing monster can every now and then be spotted marveling at Holly Point around midnight.
A giant bison has often been noticed exploring Bob Shoal in detail late at night.
A guy with the head of a leprechaun has been said to have been spotted on a handful of occasions in Beales Park late at night pulling a dead body over rocks. It's been claimed that this exact ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Battery Park in the past.
An alien from another planet may frequently be observed taking in the surroundings at Aberdeen Dam after midnight.
Ludwig van Beethoven can be perceived frequently in a Battery Park building.
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Ghost Sightings From Battery Park
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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