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These are some lies we made up about Basye.
The phantom of a destitute man has regularly been distinguished swallowing blood from a cup down at the water at Lake Laura. One of the folks who live here definitely claims that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Basye.
A Seismosaurus is often seen at Shenandoah Alum Springs after midnight trying to locate a hat.
The ghost of a young cowboy has purportedly been distinguished on many instances munching on a sandwich late in the night by a road sign in Basye. A number of of the locals declare this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish people who come trying to locate spirits in Basye. Whichever way, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An martian tourist from space may frequently be distinguished heaving boulders into the water at Alum Run around midnight.
A gigantic jackal can be noticed very frequently up on Bryce Mountain smoking a pipe.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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