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These are some lies we made up about Bastian.
A gargantuan iguana came into sight at a pay phone in Bastian talking on the telephone.
An enormous coyote was spotted trying to locate another ghost up on Round Mountain.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has frequently been spotted pacing through a Bastian vicinity churchyard.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos is frequently noticed tossing rocks into the flow at Carter Branch before dawn.
A colossal pronghorn has been said to have been seen on several instances being in an uninhabited mansion in Bastian.
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Ghost Sightings From Bastian
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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