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These are some lies we made up about Bassett.
The ghost of a train driver is repeatedly observed examining Burch Hollow in detail at midnight.
Snow White has been distinguished on numerous instances piling boulders mid stream in Bassett Branch.
An martian vacationer from space may frequently be spotted in Bowens Creek Recreation Area before sunrise pulling a body across the ground.
A lady devoid of a head has sometimes been made out in a sail boat on Bryant Lakes searching for an object. In any case, this is a horrible phantom that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a young woman with a cable around her neck is sometimes made out at Horse Pasture Creek Number Two Dam at midnight slurping chlorine.
A gargantuan ram is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions in a building close to Bassett.
A space man from Pluto may from time to time be seen reading a tabloid down near the water at Beech Point.
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has frequently been seen trying to locate a box next to a parked Chevy in a Bassett parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A man lacking a head is frequently made out in a Bassett area clothing store, walking the aisles. Folks allege that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the quiet in
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Bassett.
An exceptionally bloodcurdling phantom is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions resting at the kitchen counter in a Bassett apartment looking.
An extremely large dormouse can often be spotted traveling on a camel next to a highway close to Bassett.
The ghost of an old lady grasping a pistol has occasionally been distinguished in Hanging Rock State Park right by the park headquarters attempting to seize something. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
An alien from outer space is every now and then seen in Booker T Washington National Monument by the park headquarters contemplating.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been noticed on a few instances marching through a mobile home close to Bassett.
The ghost of an old Indian chief can sometimes be observed at a pay phone in Bassett talking on the telephone. One of the people who live here confidently asserts that this ghost likes scaring
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unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Bassett.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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