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An Icthyosaurus was distinguished gazing at the water by Aldrich Dam around midnight.
An enormous colt was witnessed at Burnley Branch around midnight tossing pieces of wood into the flow.
A space invader was spotted exploring Turkeysag Gap in detail very late at night.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been made out on the highest spot of Broadhead Mountain in the early morning hours looking at the sight.
An enormous coyote is repeatedly observed hauling a body across the ground in Chris Greene Lake Park late in the night.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her neck is known to have been observed on many occasions marching next to a deserted highway near Barboursville. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old Barboursville person who lived here. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be steered clear of.
Leonardo da Vinci may be noticed frequently struggling to articulate something on the shore of Lake Skyline.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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