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These are some lies we made up about Bandy.
An extraterrestrial can often be seen trying on a jacket in a Bandy flat.
Aladdin may be distinguished frequently glancing across Sinking Waters late at night.
A colossal puma has once in a while been witnessed around midnight studying Baptist Valley in detail.
The spirit of a man clutching a blood-covered sword is every so often witnessed struggling up from a drain hole on a Bandy avenue at midnight. Well, this is a bad phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A military uniform marching about lacking a body in it has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions in Berwind Lake Wildlife Management Area before sunrise dragging a corpse over the grass. If you listen to what the local residents claim, this spirit could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Bandy some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bandy
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Ghost Sightings From Bandy
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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