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The phantom of a female with a stiletto in her neck has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions trying to find a map at Hablutzel Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
Goldilocks may occasionally be witnessed on the water's edge of Hablutzel Lake devouring a cracker.
A colossal puppy has often been observed gulping soda pop up on Adam Yowell Mountain.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly noticed in the center of Beaver Run smoking a pipe.
An ET from planet Pluto has been spotted on frequent instances staggering next to a deserted road right next door to Banco.
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Ghost Sightings From Banco
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Ghost Sightings From Banco
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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