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These are some lies we made up about Bacova.
A colossal sheep is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions at Lake Bacova Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the landscape.
An extremely large rabbit may often be distinguished glugging down water from Blowing Springs very late at night.
A female with her head and right arm and right leg sliced off can be spotted very frequently gazing underneath a streetlamp in Bacova. One of the local residents confidently says that this spirit likes terrifying unwise people who come seeking spirits in Bacova. Whatever people articulate, it's sure a creepy spirit that you do not want to run into around midnight.
A gigantic reptile has every so often been seen in the early morning hours flying across Hidden Valley.
A gigantic monkey is now and then made out searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Bacova residence late in the night.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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