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These are some lies we made up about Aylett.
The ghost of a guy holding a sword is known to have been made out on several instances attempting to verbalize something in Bassett Bar at night. Folks allege that this spirit loves terrifying unwise folks who dare to disrupt the quiet in Aylett.
An alien from Saturn has regularly been seen very late at night crawling out of The Meadows drenched in slime.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is repeatedly observed flashing a kerosene lamp at Aylett Mill Dam late at night.
A space man has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions down at the waterfront at Dublin Millpond frightening people.
A gargantuan jaguar may frequently be seen shifting orbs around in the center of Aylett Creek.
The ghost of a lady having names cut into her forehead can be witnessed very frequently sipping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Aylett.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every now and then been distinguished walking a Cocker Spaniel around midnight on a dark Aylett avenue.
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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