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These are some lies we made up about Axton.
A beheaded man has been distinguished on frequent instances by Horse Pasture Creek Number Two Dam late at night staring at the water.
A colossal tiger can repeatedly be distinguished in an autopart store in the Axton area.
Aristotle can be seen time and again at Crooked Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling pebbles into the current.
A female with her head and both legs cut off has every so often been seen up on Chestnut Knob sobbing. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Axton in the past.
A giant mynah bird has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions trying on a hat in an Axton house.
A military uniform wandering around devoid of a body in it may once in a while be witnessed ascending up from a drain hole on an Axton road late in the night. Whatever folks state, it's a creepy ghost that should be let alone.
An enormous orangutan
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was spotted poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Axton.
A Brachiosaurus appeared playing a song on a harmonica in an Axton residence.
A huge zebra was distinguished calling names by Hanging Rock State Park.
An ET from another solar system materialized turning toward the viewer at Booker T Washington National
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Monument.
An alien was observed in an Axton secondary school before dawn striding the hallways.
The ghost of an awfully charred female has frequently been spotted in a mirror in an Axton trailer; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror. Lots of people who live here allege this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Axton some time ago. Anyhow, it is certainly a frightening ghost that is rather not upset.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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