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These are some lies we made up about Atlantic.
A giant lizard has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions gazing at the water by Wallops Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous fawn can repeatedly be made out gulping paint down by the water at Arbuckle Neck.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can be made out repeatedly creeping out of Ballast Narrows covered in slime very late at night.
The ghost of an aged hag has once in a while been seen at Wallops Beach at night going for a swim. Anyhow, this is a horrible ghost that should be let alone.
A guy with a large hole through his torso has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions in Wallops Island National Wildlife Refuge late at night gripping a skull.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic
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Assawoman, Virginia, 2 miles away
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Wallops Island, Virginia, 4 miles away
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Horntown, Virginia, 4 miles away
Mappsville, Virginia, 6 miles away
Bloxom, Virginia, 8 miles away
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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