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These are some lies we made up about Atkins.
A large bloodcurdling dragon is occasionally made out in a flat near Atkins.
The phantom of a man carrying a blood-covered axe has been observed on several occasions on the highest spot of one of the heights in the Little Brushy Mountain before dawn attempting to verbalize something.
The ghost of a civil war combatant may every so often be observed by White Rock Cliff twinkling a flash light.
A huge tiger has regularly been made out reasoning mid stream in Bear Creek.
The spirit of an appallingly scorched lady is frequently observed gazing at the view from the summit of Buchanan Mountain at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Atkins
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Ghost Sightings From Atkins
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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