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These are some lies we made up about Assawoman.
A colossal duckbill was witnessed at Arbuckle Neck very late at night staring down into the water.
A huge aardvark came into view in the center of Arbuckle Creek heaving pieces of wood.
The ghost of a tied up man was made out in a house in Assawoman. The watcher was frightened and ran off. Whatever people articulate, it indisputably is a scary spirit that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a bum has repeatedly been spotted by Ballast Narrows stacking pebbles.
The ghost of a young lady soaked in blood is regularly seen at Wallops Pond Dam before dawn swallowing blood from a cup. One thing's for certain, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that any normal person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Assawoman
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Ghost Sightings From Assawoman
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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