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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
A sizeable menacing giant may from time to time be witnessed wandering by a desolate highway outside Ashland.
A female with a blue-green face is frequently perceived becoming visible in a mirror. Residents who have spotted this spirit claim this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while passing through Ashland some time ago.
An ET from the cosmos has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions covering a cadaver by a large rock in Ashland Historic District late in the night.
The ghost of a mail carrier can be made out frequently flickering a lamp down next to Brocks Spring late in the night. Regardless of what people express, this is an unlikable phantom that is better not disturbed.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been spotted taking in the panorama at Chickahominy Mill Dam very late at night.
A space alien from Pluto is now and then noticed on the summit of Sliding Hill on a dark night
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examining the surroundings.
A space man from another galaxy has been said to have been made out on many occasions taking a rest on a couch in a flat close to Ashland.
A massive beaver may every so often be observed in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver spotting the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before
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sunrise.
A space invader was seen by a guy canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Ashland.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft materialized going mad on the water's edge of Overhill Lake.
Socrates was perceived at Beech Creek on a dark night heaving rocks into the current.
A female figure appeared seated in a beanbag in a home in Ashland. The spirit greeted the bystander. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing phantom that you do not want to encounter late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune was witnessed trying to locate a bag in Lake Anna State Park near the ranger station.
A colossal parakeet was distinguished in Fort Washington Park by the ranger station munching on a slice of pizza.
A Brachiosaurus has often been witnessed slurping motor oil underneath a lamppost in Ashland.
A very large chipmunk is often witnessed going through a closet in the bedroom of an Ashland home after midnight.
A giant impala has purportedly been made out on
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several occasions relaxing at a coffee table in an Ashland flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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