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These are some lies we made up about Ashburn.
A space invader from Venus is repeatedly witnessed on the shore of Alder Lake howling.
Marco Polo can frequently be distinguished attempting to utter something up on Stony Hill.
An enormous alligator can be made out repeatedly wandering through an apartment in Ashburn.
A lady with a blue-green face has once in a while been spotted pacing through a house in close proximity to Ashburn. A local declares that this phantom is that of a local person who resided here in Ashburn before the present.
The Loch Ness Monster is sometimes spotted gazing at the water by Beaverdam Dam late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another world has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions late at night drifting along Broad Run.
The martian commander of a UFO can from time to time be distinguished at a pay phone in Ashburn making a phone call.
A man with a sword in his head was perceived hauling a corpse over rocks in McKee-Beshers Wildlife Management
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Area at the stroke of midnight. When perceived the phantom moved toward the watcher who then ran off.
An enormous basilisk was observed walking through an Ashburn area burial ground.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars emerged hanging out in an abandoned farmhouse in Ashburn.
A massive bison was witnessed burning a bag in Appalachian
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National Scenic Trail right by the park headquarters.
The spirit of a mailman is regularly perceived at Patuxent River State Park trying to locate a shoe. Nevertheless, it's a menacing spirit that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
A female shape may often be observed standing by a wild road in the vicinity of Ashburn. One of the residents confidently claims that this ghost loves frightening foolish folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the calm in Ashburn.
Issac Newton may be observed time and again riding on a motorbike on a dark road outside Ashburn.
An extremely large ocelot has now and then been perceived in a building in Ashburn.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword is every now and then observed in an Ashburn building. In any event, it certainly is a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
The phantom of a female having a cross cut into her foot may every now and then be witnessed becoming visible in a closet mirror. Several of the people who live here assert this spirit
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can be the soul of a resident who died here in Ashburn before the present. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost sure is menacing; one that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashburn
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Ghost Sightings From Ashburn
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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