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A partially decayed human dead body can repeatedly be witnessed up on the pinnacle of Buffards Mountain devouring a carrot. No matter what, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a farmer hat can be distinguished very frequently leading a guided excursion of Muleshoe Bend to a crowd of ghosts at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO has from time to time been distinguished in a trailer in Arvonia.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is occasionally noticed hauling a body across the dirt in Buckingham Female Collegiate Institute Historic District after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has been observed on a handful of instances staring at the water by Kennedys Dam before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Arvonia
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Ghost Sightings From Arvonia
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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