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These are some lies we made up about Aroda.
A womanly character has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions taking in the landscape at Beautiful Run Number Five Dam late in the night. Several of those who live here argue this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Aroda.
The ghost of a lady having a cross cut into her cheek can regularly be spotted in a house in Aroda.
A woman with worms crawling out of her ears may be made out frequently in a rubber boat on Malvern Lake burrowing a nook. It has been argued that this specific ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Aroda person who lived here.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has sometimes been observed destroying a bag in Courtney Hollow before sunrise.
An alien is every now and then perceived gazing at the view from the pinnacle of Baldtop late in the night.
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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