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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
An alien from another solar system became visible peeping through house windows in Arlington late at night.
The ghost of the driver of a train was perceived reading a magazine mid stream in Little Falls Branch. The spirit was ingested by the thin air after being distinguished.
A Yeti came into sight fishing from the water's edge of Dalecarlia Reservoir around midnight.
A lady without a head was seen at Bathing Beach yelling. When observed the phantom came up to the witness who then fled.
A gentleman without a head has regularly been perceived gazing in Alexandria Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you talk to the locals, this spirit is the undead soul of a long dead Arlington local.
An incredibly menacing ghost has allegedly been spotted on many occasions looking at the water by Little Falls Dam on a dark night.
A huge shrew may frequently be made out watching TV in an Arlington living room on a dark night.
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ghost of an aged lady grasping a handgun can be spotted very frequently on a dark night exploring Klingle Valley in detail.
A big creepy beast has every now and then been seen sipping water from Caffreys Spring after midnight.
A huge gemsbok is occasionally noticed going through trash cans on an Arlington residential street.
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ET has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions viewing the view from the summit of Mount Daniel at midnight.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief may every so often be witnessed down at the water at Fox Ferry Point yelling at the eye witness to stay away. Scores of local residents declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Arlington in the past.
A black as coal snake that shifted shape into a female has frequently been made out climbing out of Dyke Marsh soaked in slime at midnight.
An extremely large musk deer is frequently made out suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Arlington.
The ghost of a youthful female outfitted as a house keeper has been observed on frequent instances gazing at an old woman slumbering in a bed in a house in Arlington.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy may regularly be witnessed seeking a bag by Rosier Bluff. Regardless of what, this phantom sure is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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explorer from deep space may be observed very frequently trying on a shirt in an Arlington mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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