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These are some lies we made up about Appomattox.
The phantom of an aged woman carrying a gun appeared traveling on a moped on a dark road in the neighborhood of Appomattox. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed over and over again in close proximity. It has been alleged that this exact phantom may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Appomattox many years ago.
The phantom of a flight attendant was observed in Appomattox Court House National Historical Park late in the night contemplating. The bystander escaped when he made out the spirit. One thing's for sure, it is unquestionably a frightening phantom that any normal person would not want to come across.
Nicolaus Copernicus was witnessed in a residence in Appomattox.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady was seen repositioning orbs around up on Bald Mountain. The phantom did not care that there was somebody other there. In any case, this phantom undoubtedly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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alien voyager from another world is repeatedly witnessed in an Appomattox building.
A space alien from Saturn is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions after midnight drifting along on Buck Branch.
A space man from the cosmos can regularly be witnessed at East Fork Falling River Number Seven Dam late in the night taking
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pleasure in the surroundings.
An enormous hartebeest can be spotted repeatedly pacing in the middle of a desolate highway next to Appomattox.
The spirit of a young-looking woman dressed as a house keeper has from time to time been made out becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
The spirit of a destitute guy is occasionally seen in Bear Creek Lake State Park near the park headquarters stacking pebbles. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost may very well be a distinguished days gone by native of Appomattox.
A giant wolverine has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions in Booker T Washington National Monument outside the ranger station demolishing a picture.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may from time to time be distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise following a passing Dodge on a shadowy road close to Appomattox.
A space invader has regularly been spotted in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver observing the spirit in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An martian tourist
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from another part of the galaxy is frequently made out by an old man camping at a campground near Appomattox.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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