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These are some lies we made up about Appalachia.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer appeared seeking a book beneath a lamppost in Appalachia.
A space man from planet Saturn was witnessed in Bullit Park at night dragging a cadaver over rocks.
The ghost of a young woman having on a blood-splattered wedding dress was observed by Bens Branch Dam before sunrise staring at the water. The ghost did not seem to be bothered by the witnesses. Folks who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Appalachia some decades ago.
A decapitated woman has often been observed pacing from building to building before sunrise on an Appalachia street. Anyway, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a teen girl is frequently seen drinking water from Big Spring in the early morning hours. In any event, it's a scary spirit that should be kept away from.
A massive chamois is known to have been distinguished on many occasions
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before sunrise soaring over the Road Spur.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in dark robes can frequently be perceived browsing through a closet in the bedroom of an Appalachia flat after midnight. Local people allege that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who come seeking ghosts in Appalachia.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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