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A space alien from deep space can regularly be witnessed staring crossly at the viewer at Accotink Dam around midnight.
A fluorescent human form can be distinguished often going crazy in Accotink Stream Valley Park on a dark night.
An alien is every now and then spotted walking a Pit Bull very late at night on a dark Annandale lane.
A sizeable scary giant may sometimes be witnessed by Bear Branch mounding boulders.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted surveying the landscape from the apex of Mount Daniel on a dark night.
A giant buffalo came into sight peeking through apartment windows in Annandale in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a pregnant lady appeared rummaging around in trash container on an Annandale residential road. This individual ghost has been spotted time and again in this spot. It has been claimed that this precise spirit is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Annandale
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local resident. In any case, it's a menacing phantom that you don't want to meet late at night.
An martian tourist from another galaxy was made out on an Annandale lane before sunrise.
A space man from another world was observed chatting into the thin air down near the waterfront at Burke Lake.
The ghost of a young-looking man
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sporting a jacket is repeatedly witnessed staring at a man snoozing on a couch in a building in Annandale.
Vincent van Gogh has been spotted on a small number of instances trying on socks in an Annandale house.
An ET can frequently be distinguished gazing by the entrance to Cedarville State Forest.
A massive cat may be spotted very often struggling to grab something in Appalachian National Scenic Trail right by the park headquarters.
A gigantic wolverine has every so often been spotted ascending out of a manhole on an Annandale avenue in the early morning hours.
A massive peccary is sometimes made out performing a piece of music on an accordion in an Annandale building.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft can now and then be witnessed in an Annandale school around midnight striding the halls.
A mermaid has regularly been made out in a mirror in an Annandale flat; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A decapitated guy is often noticed in a residence near Annandale.
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female with her right arm and left leg cut off has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions in an Annandale area auto part store, marching the aisles. No matter what, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Annandale
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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