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Ludwig van Beethoven is once in a while distinguished going nuts at Bear Creek Dam in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a woman with a switchblade in her back has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances late in the night exploring Baker Hollow in detail. It's been asserted that this particular ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Andover. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating spirit that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
A gargantuan burro was seen sitting in a beanbag in a mobile home in Andover.
The ghost of a strapped up lady came into view up on Bold Camp Mountain devastating a hat. The phantom spoke of avenging a murder. Based on what the residents say, this spirit is the undeceased soul of an old Andover resident. Whatever people utter, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A female gripping her head underneath her arm was distinguished guzzling blood from a jar by Alleys Creek. The witness got freaked out and escaped.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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