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The ghost of a farmer wearing a straw hat was seen posting a packet at an Amissville post office. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the eye witnesses.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot materialized at Glascock Run Dam at the stroke of midnight pointing at the watcher. When the phantom was distinguished it faded away into the thin air. It has been claimed that this particular phantom may well be a celebrated past inhabitant of Amissville. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not upset.
An extraterrestrial from another world was spotted screaming at the observer to disappear up on Battle Mountain.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress was made out throwing pebbles into the stream at Battle Run before dawn. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being spotted. According to the residents, this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a local person who used to have a house
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here in Amissville.
A lady with a blue face has repeatedly been distinguished speaking into the air as if someone else was there.
Frankenstein's Monster is frequently seen staring through residence windows in Amissville late at night.
The martian technician of a UFO has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions searching through trash cans on an Amissville lane.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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