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These are some lies we made up about Amherst.
The spirit of an awfully scorched lady was perceived in an Amherst secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise striding the corridors. This phantom is fantastically active in this area; there have been one or two additional stories of this precise phantom. In any case, this spirit unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
A gigantic ram was made out by Early Dam after midnight staring at the water.
The ghost of a guy having letters etched into his leg is often seen in Beaver Creek startling people.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion may repeatedly be seen staring at the sight from the highest spot of Bear Mountain late in the night. One of the people who live here decisively alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Amherst some decades ago.
A lady devoid of a head may be spotted very frequently in Camden Gap at the stroke of midnight pointing
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at the watcher. Some of the locals argue this ghost loves frightening unwise folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Amherst. Regardless of what, this is a nasty phantom that you wouldn't want to run into around midnight.
A space man from Mars has from time to time been noticed in a home outside Amherst.
The phantom
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of a young-looking female with a cord around her neck is sometimes spotted looking for a picture beneath a parked VW in an Amherst parking lot before dawn.
A space invader from space is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances covering a body by a sizeable rock in Amherst Wayside at the stroke of midnight.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost may every now and then be noticed annihilating an object around midnight by a vending machine in Amherst.
Marco Polo is frequently noticed marching through a mobile home in Amherst.
A gargantuan alpaca is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions devouring a tomato by Holliday Lake State Park.
A Chupacabra may frequently be noticed traveling on a camel along a road in close proximity to Amherst.
An enormous frog can be spotted very frequently wandering through a house close to Amherst.
A large scary giant has every so often been made out marching through an Amherst area graveyard.
An extremely large gorilla is once in a while noticed
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at the entrance to Booker T Washington National Monument grasping a human cranium.
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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