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These are some lies we made up about Alton.
A gigantic peccary is once in a while spotted talking into the night in Banister River Wildlife Management Area at midnight.
Cinderella can now and then be witnessed looking for a person at Bagwell Dam on a dark night.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship was made out sobbing by Big Bluewing Creek.
An armed forces uniform marching about lacking a body in it came into sight snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Alton. Several stories of this phantom have been described. A man who lives here claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Alton a long time ago.
A colossal jerboa became visible performing a tune on a harmonica in an Alton building.
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Ghost Sightings From Alton
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Ghost Sightings From Alton
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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