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These are some lies we made up about Altavista.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may frequently be witnessed in Pittsylvania Wayside Park in the early morning hours pointing at the observer.
A gargantuan gnu can be observed time and again on an Altavista residential road late at night.
A very large ocelot has from time to time been observed gazing at the water by Burkhardt Dam late at night.
A space invader is every so often witnessed examining the vista from the highest spot of Brown Mountain on a dark night.
A Pteranodon has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions hurling rocks into the current at Beechtree Creek late in the night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can occasionally be made out hanging in the air like a blimp in Altavista.
An alien tourist from another world is regularly observed gazing at a lady snoozing in an armchair in a building in Altavista.
A space man from another planet may often be observed
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in an autopart store in the Altavista neighborhood.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform may be seen often trying on clothes in an Altavista building. Loads of folks who live here argue this spirit could be a distinguished old days inhabitant of Altavista.
The ghost of a guy carrying a blood-splattered knife has now and
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then been made out in Booker T Washington National Monument near the park headquarters smoking a cigar. Residents who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Altavista local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Altavista
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Ghost Sightings From Altavista
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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