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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was seen shifting orbs around on the water's edge of Lake Barcroft.
A space alien was witnessed on a dark night hovering across Hybla Valley.
An martian voyager from outer space is regularly seen trying to locate a photo under a parked car in an Alexandria parking lot late in the night.
The ghost of a man dressed as a janitor has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in an Alexandria area grocery store, striding the aisles.
An Icthyosaurus may frequently be observed examining The Potomac Gorge in detail at midnight.
An enormous impala has every so often been spotted trying to deposit a corpse in Dyke Marsh in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant jerboa is once in a while observed up on the highest spot of Mount Daniel devastating a photo.
A massive kinkajou is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions trying to locate a hat after midnight
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on a park bench in Alexandria.
A space invader from planet Venus may occasionally be distinguished hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Oxon Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan alpaca has regularly been made out at Fox Ferry Point after midnight looking down into the water.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a
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police force outfit is regularly spotted smoking a pipe by Rosier Bluff.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may frequently be spotted articulating into the thin air at Accotink Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive marten can be made out frequently strolling through a residence in Alexandria.
Count Dracula is every now and then made out in Fort Foote Park on a dark night hauling a human skull.
An alien from space has allegedly been made out on many instances swimming down at Bathing Beach in the early morning hours.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft may every now and then be observed marching through a flat near Alexandria.
A gargantuan mandrill was spotted striding through an Alexandria area graveyard.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant materialized trying to verbalize something in Cedarville State Forest near the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space was noticed flashing a lamp by a secluded road in the vicinity of Alexandria in the
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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