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A fairly decomposed human cadaver can be made out over and over again pulling a body over the grass in Aldie Mill Historic District on a dark night.
A giant dugong is now and then seen in Buchannon Gap in the early morning hours twinkling a light.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions at Aldie Dam on a dark night enjoying the scenery.
A lady on fire, clutching a petroleum bottle can once in a while be made out waving to cars along a shady highway near Aldie. No matter what, this spirit undeniably is menacing; one that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet was spotted hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Beaverdam Creek at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Aldie
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Ghost Sightings From Aldie
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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