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These are some lies we made up about Alberta.
The phantom of a badly mangled hunter pulling a dead deer has allegedly been spotted on many occasions looking at the water by Epperson Dam late in the night. One thing is for certain, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to meet before sunrise.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be spotted standing by a desolate highway close to Alberta.
A woman without a head has repeatedly been spotted drifting along Dukes Branch at night. A man who lives here claims that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Alberta person who lived here. Any which way, it's undoubtedly a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gigantic guinea pig is regularly noticed mounted on a bicycle on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Alberta.
The spirit of a youthful woman with a wire around her neck has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions in a building in Alberta. One of the local residents decisively argues that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while driving through Alberta before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Alberta
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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